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Talking Seaweed is a cannabis lifestyle brand founded on the East coast in 2018. Through multi-media, comedy and live events Talking Seaweed is not only giving the entire industry a platform to laugh, learn and reach everyday consumers, but we’re also consistently influencing and defining the East coast cannabis lifestyle. From producing full length (Netflix style) series’, to podcasts, to professional photography, TS delivers high quality, consistent content while fully immersing themselves in the cannabis industry and culture.

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I'll be the Judge of that - MOB

Peace ya'll and welcome to another strain review! Much respect for rollin' through and having another session, this makes 6 weeks you've taken the time to blaze with me and I never forget a fellow burner! This week we've got some more delectable East Coast genetics on deck, this time it's a crazy lil hybrid from Fly Genetics, grown by Roslindale native Sean Berte, MOB (Blueberry x Jerry Berry) x Valeria  x Pink Alien ( Sour Pez x Lemon Alien). Let's get down to business, shall we?

Photo: Judge The Disciple

Photo: Judge The Disciple

Bag appeal is very solid; she has gorgeous little nuggets, nothing massive but they are all uniform in size and structure. Her initial scent is a delightful blend of cotton candy and fruit, strong berry notes. There's a slight hint of cherry lime rickey in there as well! Her profile is crazy complex; lemon, lime, cherry, raspberry and blueberry with a sickly sweet, slightly creamy finish. Talk about a varied, yet focused terpene profile! She is coated with trichs top to bottom, both her MOB and alien sides are definitely running strong through her roots. Mainly clear and cloudy trichs with some pinks and reds sprinkled in there, she is a sight to behold. 

Photo: Judge The Disciple

Photo: Judge The Disciple

On the macro level her trich development is downright sexy. She isn't winning any awards on bud size but her uniformity is uncanny. Bud feel is decent enough. A bit underwhelming on the squeeze, but man oh man is she greasy! Resin literally coats your fingers like fresh paint, leaving an oily film of decadent terpenes. Her scent permeates the room and commands your attention. The break up is made that much more difficult due to the sheer amount of resin left on your hands. But, you know me… FINGER HASH! Personally, breaking up tree is an experience all its own and I thoroughly enjoyed being bombarded by this scent profile. Time to take a trip!

Photo: Judge The Disciple

Photo: Judge The Disciple

Her smoke is thick, yet soothing. Easy on the lungs with an over powering berry kick right from the jump. Her blend of berries carries over the tongue, slowly giving way to a sweet citrus funk on the end. You almost want to lick your lips, she's so tasty! The lime cuts through occasionally, but it's a berry buffet up in here. Her high is blissfully soaring; slight raccooning of the eyes and pressure on the forehead. She's got some moxie, I'll tell ya! She hits straight in the solar plexus, a steady cerebral flight, both focused and listless, there is definitely a line with her. If you don't overdo it, she can be a nice manageable daytime treat, but cross that line and your plans will probably fall through. Her high lasts about 2 hours, there is a definite bang for your buck checkmark here. 

Photo: Judge The Disciple

Photo: Judge The Disciple

Overall, I am head over heels for this strain. Her bag appeal was on point, her scent is intoxicating and her high is stellar. She is great (in moderation!) for anxiety and depression; expect giggling fits. You can tell she was raised with love and affection. I have to say, Fly Genetics, you've got a winner with this one and Sean, you done her proud! Her unique flavor profile and potent high are a pretty deadly combination for inexperienced users, you've been warned. As always, your mileage may vary, but I give her a solid 4 out of 5 blunts.

- Judge The Disciple

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