Talking Seaweed


Talking Seaweed is a cannabis lifestyle brand founded on the East coast in 2018. Through multi-media, comedy and live events Talking Seaweed is not only giving the entire industry a platform to laugh, learn and reach everyday consumers, but we’re also consistently influencing and defining the East coast cannabis lifestyle. From producing full length (Netflix style) series’, to podcasts, to professional photography, TS delivers high quality, consistent content while fully immersing themselves in the cannabis industry and culture.

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Whats good my Gs? G FAM BLACK here 2 put my peoples on 2 a new hustle. If you are just like me n work minimum wage then u always lookin 4 a new way 2 get them greenbacks.

Edibles. We all had them mufuckas at 1 time or another. back in the day they had brownies n cookies. Now they b havin all type of shit gummy beers, lemonaide , fruit rollup, gum n some more shit. U notice now that weed legal in mass u got all type of mufuckas comin out the woodwork ain’t never smoked but now they on that edible wave.


U kno I picked up on that shit early. i get my foodstamps first of the month n I take jasmine 2 market basket 2 pick out some cookie mixes. Not only can this bitch cook crack n boost. she can make some bomb cookies n she suck a mean dick. She be recruitin bitches 2 the stable 2 but enough of that. I let this bitch bake up bout 300 cookies. she do that shit all day. when they all cool off she bag em up.

Me n jasmine start hittin all the spots where them soccer moms be at. trader joes, starbucks, whole foods. Most the time jasmine sell a lot more then me cuz these white folks be scary bout buying shit from a nigga in a ski mask. We sell them $5 a cookie or 3 cookies 4 $10. We make at least a stack in 2 days. 1 day 2 cook them 1 day 2 sell them. It usually take all day n bout 8 or even 12 stores or more but that all profit. Ain’t no fuckin weed in them cookies. n these dumb bitches ain’t kno no better. Shit we get repeat custees ery month n they brag bout how good they are.


We stand right out the door like them little kids sellin girlscout cookies. we use 2 set up a table but that shit draw more attention so dont do that. best thing is when the pigs show up they cant do shit. U gon arrest me 4 oatmeal cookies? fuck out my face piglet.

this shit is all profit n more fun than a stick up. Every time I get at least 1 or 2 white bitches number. U can tell they the type that never fucked a black dude but always been curius if the rumors is true. Ill tell u 1 thing. Nothin like fuckin a 40 year old white bitch in her California king mattres wit the 1000 thread count sheets while they sucka type husband at work. 4 some reason that pussy always get wetter.


I just helped yall niggas out but ima tell u 1 thing. U bag up ur cookies n see me standin outside a trader joes u gota find another spot. I always got the pistol n I will turn this shit 2 the OK Coral if you on my turf no lies. Catch u in a week.


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