Talking Seaweed

Talking Seaweed is a cannabis lifestyle brand founded on the East coast in 2018. Through multi-media, comedy and live events Talking Seaweed is not only giving the entire industry a platform to laugh, learn and reach everyday consumers, but we’re also consistently influencing and defining the East coast cannabis lifestyle. From producing full length (Netflix style) series’, to podcasts, to professional photography, TS delivers high quality, consistent content while fully immersing themselves in the cannabis industry and culture.

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What's poppin my slimes? Its ur muthafucking dude G fam black. if yall muthafuckas r nething like me then u spend all ur bread on weed, liquor n drugs. I ain't got much in the budget 4 food. The days of walking round the food court at the mall 5 times 4 free samples is over. no bitches wanna do that many laps n still give the pussy up. No lies.

At the same time im not gonna take a meal n some vagina over a fat bag of kush. Funny thing is after I smoke all I wanna do is eat n chase pussy.. so I got this list of places 2 get free food n shit from. Lemme school u mufuckas 2 some of the free shit I be getting.

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Papa Ginos got that fire pizza. N that shit pricey 2. Here go how u get free pizza from them. Download that app n make a account. Make ur g day the next month.  A week b4 ur g day they gon email u n give u a code 4 a free small pizza. all u gotta do is order on the app n put in that code. Boom free pie. Take a bitch wit u. bitches love pizza.dont tell her it was free. she gon think she has 2 let u hit cuz u took her out n she right. Now go head n make 12 accounts n make ur g day a month away 4 each one. Now u get a free pizza ery month.

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Another spot where u can get free shit in mcdolands. N I don’t wanna hear niggas saying that shit aint healthy. Fuck u mean it aint healthy?? My president eat this ery day n according 2 his doc he in great shape.

So u wanna eat presidential meals? download that mcdonald app. Mufuckas give u discount ery day but on Friday u get that free fries coupon. Mcdonalds is good but its even better when its free. no lies. U can catch me ery Friday goin thru the drive thru 3 times in a row. 1 time wit my phone n 2 more times wit my bitches phones.

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Wanna free slurpy? Get that 711 app my niggas. u get a free slurpy soon as u download the app then u get points erytime u buy shit. We got this lil nigga Jordan on the block that do whatever niggas tell him 2 do cuz he pussy. We be sending this nigga 2 the store 4 blunts n drink n shit. dude use his app ery time n like ery 4 or 5 days he get a free hot dog. When this pussy nigga come back on the block wit the hotdog niggas be clowning tho. Jordan eat a hotdog like thotty bitches suck a dick.. u can get a free slushy at Sonic 4 signin up 2. They food taste like doo doo but them slushys is flames.

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This aint even scratchin the surface of the free shit I be getting. We could be here all day talkin bout free shit. but that is enough 2 get u started. N I almost 4got.. u hear talking seaweed is up 4 like 4 NECANN awards? Make sure u vote at the link down there. See yall in a week.

You can vote right here: VOTE!

- G FAM Black

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