Talking Seaweed


Talking Seaweed is a cannabis lifestyle brand founded on the East coast in 2018. Through multi-media, comedy and live events Talking Seaweed is not only giving the entire industry a platform to laugh, learn and reach everyday consumers, but we’re also consistently influencing and defining the East coast cannabis lifestyle. From producing full length (Netflix style) series’, to podcasts, to professional photography, TS delivers high quality, consistent content while fully immersing themselves in the cannabis industry and culture.

...Sorry for wasting your time.

When you run out of weed...

Whats good my Gs its ur boy G FAM BLACK back in ur face like a dingaling.

Yo im bout 2 start doin what the og triple og Dabbin Aladdin aka the muthafuckin CHAMP do. Bout 2 start jus smokin face blunts. Im sick of smoking wit people. how come Im the only mufucka wit bud on deck n there be a bunch of hoes or ho ass niggas round me tryna smoke. FUCK THAT.

First. mufuckas dont even kno how 2 smoke.. how I roll my weed in my fuckin dutch n yall niggas holdin my shit like it ur personal cigaret. The fuck wrong wit u? then u got the mufuckas that put half the fuckin blunt in they mouth when they hit that shit. where u learn that shit from?? U really tryna hand my shit back wet n sloppy?  4 now on if u hit my blunt 2 much or u  im chargin u 4 that shit. fuck out my face wit that bullshit. U wet my blunt up? I pass it back 2 u n then u pass me $20 or u can get these hands. Facts.

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What bout the cats that be sitin nex 2 the ashtray but hand u that shit wit a big ass ash on it? U better ash that shit. u get ash on mom duke rugs she will slap u. n the nigga that hit the blunt hard af n get that shit all hot. Then it burn down half the fuckin blunt on one side. Nigga u better lick that shit. so u telling me u lick bootyhole but cant lick that canoe 2 stop that shit?? n dont even get me started on smoking frontos n woods wit heads.

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Which brings me 2 the nex topic. Rolling. Why cant u mufuckas roll?? The worst person in the world is a mufucka that smoke bud but cant roll up. Theres racists then child molesters then people who cant roll. No lies I hate you. How u claim pothead but cant roll. Dont tell me u smoke out a pipe so u dont need 2 kno. Go 2 youtube n watch a muthafuckin demo. If my ass can go on youtube 2 learn how 2 tie a tie for court u can learn 2 roll.

Ever smoke a fronto wit a nigga that cant roll?? Mufucka hit the blunt twice n  hand u the fuckin blunt half unrolled?? The fuck u want me 2 do wit this shit? u had 2 kno u wrong 2 pass me this shit witout fixin it right?

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I dont even wanna bitch that cant roll. My last bitch use 2 roll some ugly shit up for me b4 I came thru. Never seen bitch roll till 1 day seen her put the weed in the dutch on the table then she tried 2 fold that shit over. not only was that shit dumb ugly..bitch spilled more than half the fuckin bud n jus threw it in the trash. Fuck that when I get home I wanna dutch rolled proper so I can smoke that shit while my bitch suck my dick.

Im polly comin off xtra vex cuz a nigga fresh outta weed. Someone dm me on the gram n bring me a bag @gfamblack. Catch u in a week.

  • G Fam Black


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