Talking Seaweed


Talking Seaweed is a cannabis lifestyle brand founded on the East coast in 2018. Through multi-media, comedy and live events Talking Seaweed is not only giving the entire industry a platform to laugh, learn and reach everyday consumers, but we’re also consistently influencing and defining the East coast cannabis lifestyle. From producing full length (Netflix style) series’, to podcasts, to professional photography, TS delivers high quality, consistent content while fully immersing themselves in the cannabis industry and culture.

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How do you celebrate St. Patricks Day if you're not irish?

Whats poppin my Gs? Its ur boy G FAM BLACK back like I never left. We comin up on white peoples favorite holiday. St patricks day. The day where ery white boy n girl in the whole mufuckin country claim that 2% Irish that they all a sudden proud of.


Ery body wanna drink Guinness n jameson on st Patrick day but not me. First time I drank jameson I got a bitch pregnant. The second time I drank that nasty shit I got arrested. Never again. N why Guinness so fuckin thick 4? Shit feel like drinkin a milkshake. One of them real thick joints from shake shack not that mcdonalds fuckery.


Bein from the Boston area i be seein mad Irish mufuckas out here. They say there like 10 times more Irish in America than Ireland n I believe that 100. Mufuckas in Ireland aint even celebrate that holiday til like 50 years ago. They call st Patrick the patron saint of Ireland but mufuckas dont even celebrate wit patron. Make no sense. So for st Patrick day this year ima do what I do ery year. Sit in front of big fuckin bowl of weed n smoke til I knock the fuck out.


N how stupid is yall neways. St patrick from britain so calm ur ol green pump thru my vains talkin ass down. Dude aint chase no fuckin snakes out of ireland. Wasnt none there in the first got damn place. He just turnt erybody religion to christian over there. How tf is that ok? Mufuckin cult leader gets his own holiday? Get all the way the fuck outa here..


Shout 2 my real Irish famm out there but 4 me on this holiday u aint catchin me drinkin green beer or green jellow shots. Im not wearing green n not sippin patron OR jameson. N fuck corn beef cabbage. Ima be smoking that green cabbage tho. Some of the finest flower on the east coast. No lies. Im not goin 2 no fuckin parade n sure as fuck not looking for a leperchaun. I will be chasing that pot of gold tho. U kno my motto boys n girls no days off. Always get money.


Ill be back here next week. N here go a gift 2 all the GFAMILIA out there worldwide. Friday March 15 u can get my new single 4 free download on my bandcamp. Shit is called BECKY FROM THE STUDIO n it features erybodys favorite asshole MORONEY n CLOAQXDAGGER on the prod. Its bout a bitch name Becky that hit me up and came thru the stu one night. Its a gift from me 2 u. Yall welcome.

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