Talking Seaweed


Talking Seaweed is a cannabis lifestyle brand founded on the East coast in 2018. Through multi-media, comedy and live events Talking Seaweed is not only giving the entire industry a platform to laugh, learn and reach everyday consumers, but we’re also consistently influencing and defining the East coast cannabis lifestyle. From producing full length (Netflix style) series’, to podcasts, to professional photography, TS delivers high quality, consistent content while fully immersing themselves in the cannabis industry and culture.

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G Fam Black - George's Easter Themed 420 Party

Whats poppin my Gs? Its ur boy G FAM BLACK back like that rash u thought u got rid of. We comin off 420 weekend and what a dope fuckin weekend it was. I linked wit my boy George 4 the dopest 420 celebration ever. My nigga George do it big ery 420 but this year was stupid dope. He made it a 420 celebration wit that Easter theme. I showed up dress like the Easter bunny at 9 am 2 help him get shit 2gether.

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We had a dope brunch planned out 4 all the homies and I helped mufuckas cook the cannibutter. I fried a gang of bacon 2 and made scrambled eggs. By the time shit was ready there was 24 of us. We not Mass Cannabis Chefs but we did kill it. Who dont want medicated eggs and bacon 4 Easter brunch? Well Jewish and Muslim people dont but other than that erybody loves that shit. We had a whole table full of shit 2 eat and we all went in.

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We had a grown folk version of a easter egg hunt planned 2. We filled the little plastic eggs wit all type of shit. We had some wit liquor nips we had some wit bud in em. We had a couple wit the little chocolate bar edibles in em 2. But the jackpot egg had a ball of coke in it. We filled them up and then george and his bitch went 2 hide em outside.

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When they was hidin the eggs I set up a seat and let all the bitches line up 2 take a pic wit ya boy the easter bunny. One thing george got is a lotta bad bitches 4 friends. His chick a stripper so she invited a gang of sluts from her work. That was polly the best part of the day. Wit ery pic I got a lapdance 2. There was 1 white bitch name Chantelle. Little skinny broad that came thru in her panties. I had me this big rubber carrot 4 a prop and I told bitch that it was a butt plug. U kno this slut gon take her panties off n ask if it fits??? I shoved that shit up there pretty deep but no way the whole thing was gon fit..

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After that we did the easter egg hunt. Chantelle found 7 wit nips in em and drank em as she found em. Bitch got back 2 the house drunk than a muthafucka. She took me 2 the downstair bathroom and took dick like a pro. She made a nigga cum quick even tho bitch was loose as fuck. Had 2 go back Monday wit a plan b. Dont need no more little G fams runnin round. Thats it 4 this week. Catch yall some time next week.

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