Talking Seaweed


Talking Seaweed is a cannabis lifestyle brand founded on the East coast in 2018. Through multi-media, comedy and live events Talking Seaweed is not only giving the entire industry a platform to laugh, learn and reach everyday consumers, but we’re also consistently influencing and defining the East coast cannabis lifestyle. From producing full length (Netflix style) series’, to podcasts, to professional photography, TS delivers high quality, consistent content while fully immersing themselves in the cannabis industry and culture.

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Knock Knock : It's G Fam Black

Whats good my Gs? Its ur boy G FAM BLACK back in ur face like a cumshot.i took a week off 2 pay respect 2 the OG neighborhood nip hussle. Shit hit a nigga hard. Salute 2 his wife n seeds n a big fuck u 2 kodak black. No relation. But like nipsey say the marathon continues..

This week ima let u kno about my newest hussle. Door dash. My first BM got a new ride a couple weeks back so basically I got a new ride a couple weeks back. First thing I did was sign up 2 work 4 door dash. The bread aint much but its a good lil bonus when u drivin round all day neways droppin off bags of kush

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That shit is the first reason I took this fuckin job. If I come 2 someone door wit a door dash bag full of bud n cartridges they neighbors aint gon think twice about it. If a young cat need a bag but they live wit moms it be a lot easier 2 walk in wit a door dash bag. Perfect  solution. I stock the bag up beginin of the day wit erything I need. If I run out of stock I jus stop back at the crib n refill.

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I showed u how 2 pass a drug test in a earlier article but u dont even need that 4 this shit. no drug test at all 2 work 4 door dash. N its the type of job that go perfect 4  a pothead like me 2. Drivin round smokin bud all day is what I love 2 do. N ery time I drop food off 2 mufuckas its a chance of a new customer. Erybody want these dankwoods they sell themselves.

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A nigga bagged plenty of pussy this way 2. No lies. Who orders door dash? Bitches wit no car. Bitches wit kids that aint tryna pack em all up 2 get tacos. These the bitches right up G FAMS alley. With ery order I throw my business card in the bag. bitches go head n holla 4 some dingaling. Dudes yall go head n holla 4 bud.

And the last reason I fuck wit door dash? Free food. Who dont like free food? When Im workin door dash I never buy food that day. mufuckas mostly order fast food. Mcdonalds burger king wendys chick falay. They not gon notice if u take some fries out they box. Who gon notice if I sip a lil bit out that milkshake? No body thats who. U order a foot long from subway? U be lucky if that shit 9 inches when u get it. I always help myself 2 a taste. Its only right u feel me?

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So far this shit payin off 4 me. Movin more bud then I ever did. Try different food ery day. bag a few hoes out the deal. Plus ne one who dont gimme a tip next time they order I put the tip in they drink. The tip of my dick. Just the tip. Catch me here in bout a week.


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