Talking Seaweed


Talking Seaweed is a cannabis lifestyle brand founded on the East coast in 2018. Through multi-media, comedy and live events Talking Seaweed is not only giving the entire industry a platform to laugh, learn and reach everyday consumers, but we’re also consistently influencing and defining the East coast cannabis lifestyle. From producing full length (Netflix style) series’, to podcasts, to professional photography, TS delivers high quality, consistent content while fully immersing themselves in the cannabis industry and culture.

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Whats good my Gs? Its ur boy G FAM BLACK back in ur face like a cumshot. So 4 like a week or more now I been seein Talking Seaweed postin bout this joint called PHASES. All over the gram n the book. There was a trailer 4 this joint but I couldnt tell if it was a cartoon animation type shit or what it was. All I kno shit lookd dope n I was waitin 4 it 2 drop.


I knew shit dropped on 4/30 so I wantd 2 make that shit special n smoke some oil. The connec all out of oil so I had 2 make my own shit. if yall dont kno here is how u make it.

Get ur BMs hair straightner n plug that shit in 2 heat up. U wanna put shit on a low setting so u aint burning the bud 2 much. Get that paper they put the shatter in. I think it called partridge paper. I took some from my old oil. U put the bud in the paper  n put it on the straightner  n hold it down 4 like 10 second til u hear that shit cookin. Open it up  n take the bud out. Scrape all that shit 2 the middle of the paper n fold it put it in the freezer.

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Put that oil in a blunt wit a gram of blue dream bud n rolled up a wood. Now im ready 4 PHASES..

Now I know what it is. Shit got visual from grand theft auto. This polly gta 10 or some shit. cuz it look better than the last 1 I played wit CJ on grove st. But shit like a dope short film/musical/EP. The dude singin n rappin is name ricky Phillips. His shit on point. No lies. Idk dude but ima work wit the cat some day. dude can sing n spit kinda like how drake or russ be doin but I like this dude ricky better.

The cat that put the video 2gether is rose glen n I been hip 2 his videos. He work wit erybody  n he 1  of the talking seaweed originators. Dont think this gta shit aint the freshest shit either. Its not just like dude used stock footage playin thru the whole time. Nah. This shit fly as fuck my Gs.

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So the soundtrack basically 3 songs playin str8 back 2 back. Ery time a track changes the whole scene be changin. Ery scene fits the track 2. No lies. Shit fit perfect. It seem likie they animated this shit just 4 this EP. There a scene wit bitch that gotta fat ass. I kno it a cartoon. But I would still hit it yo. N b4 u mufuckas talk shit bout me 4 wantin 2 fuck a cartoon ask urself if u ever wantd 2 fuck Jessica rabbit.. if u say no u wack.

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Editing is fire 2. Rose glen put a lot of work in this joint n it shows. I seen 2 parts where I was in this short movie 2. Maybe im in more parts. Maybe im jus high as fuck but u tell me. Dont that look like ur boy? Go watch this shit n tell me how many times u see me in there. Here go the link. Catch me in a week.


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