Talking Seaweed

Talking Seaweed is a cannabis lifestyle brand founded on the East coast in 2018. Through multi-media, comedy and live events Talking Seaweed is not only giving the entire industry a platform to laugh, learn and reach everyday consumers, but we’re also consistently influencing and defining the East coast cannabis lifestyle. From producing full length (Netflix style) series’, to podcasts, to professional photography, TS delivers high quality, consistent content while fully immersing themselves in the cannabis industry and culture.

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Is tipping people with weed the new thing?

Whats good my Gs? Its ur boy G FAM BLACK back like Fanny packs. This week ima put u on 2 the best way 2 tip mufuckas. Weed. Bud. Ganja..

I didnt use 2 tip mufuckas nothin til i put a bitch in the strip club n realize thats how these hoes eat. Then I got hip 2 some shit workin door dash that when cats tip u thru the app u only get some of that tip money cuz door dash keep the rest. N some jobs these piece of shits take taxes out. Nah nigga. If Im tippin a mufucka then I want it 2 go 2 them not cracka ass uncle sam..

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So 4 the last 6 months I been tippin mufuckas with weed. I swear heads like tips in weed instead of paper no lies. Ever see a kid face light up in front the tree Christmas morning ? Thats the look niggas give u when u pull out a bag o weed 4 a tip. N most the time I end up gettin somethin free out the deal.

Basicly trial n error I realize that its a dope tip 2 get in most situations but not all situations. Lemme go thru the good n bad experience I had so I can save yall some time.

Any delivery driver weather u order right from the store or be on door dash or uber eats. ALL them cats smoke weed. Thats the only reason they work there most the time. I gave the door dash cat a gram n now this dude calls me ery 2 days n cop a 3.5. Cab drivers uber drivers Lyft. Great way 2 get new clientell.

When I took my BM car 4 a oil change I gave dude a little piece of bubba kush. Dude put thru a coupon 4 ur boy n got that shit half price. Dude said 4 now on just call b4 I go n he got me 4 free. Thats a come up my Gs. I been gettin free shit 4 months. From haircuts 2 subway footlong 2 car wash 2 drinks from the bartender 2 free breakfast at the diner.

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Well not erybody appreciate that bud like other mufuckas. I went 2 the casino wit my nigga leo n we was winnin heavy on the black jack table. After I came up bout 250 i was tryna cash out. I threw a bag at the dealer. Next thing u kno security snatch me up n question me 4 a hour. This nigga leo went n played again wit my chips n lost erything I won n like 200 more of my chips. i hit the nigga in parkin lot wit a crow bar n made the nigga walk home from rhode island when he woke up..

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Was fuckin this white girl that go2 a white church. Bitch had me go 2 church wit her one day. Funny cuz I had my dick in her butt a hour b4 it started.. but they had this part when they pass around a bowl 2 collect money from people. I threw a bag in the plate on some praise the most high shit. Didnt go over well. Priest stopped the whole mass n asked who did it n kick me out. Didnt even get my weed back. Fuck church..

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But yall welcome 4 that n Ill see u next week my Gs.





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