Talking Seaweed


Talking Seaweed is a cannabis lifestyle brand founded on the East coast in 2018. Through multi-media, comedy and live events Talking Seaweed is not only giving the entire industry a platform to laugh, learn and reach everyday consumers, but we’re also consistently influencing and defining the East coast cannabis lifestyle. From producing full length (Netflix style) series’, to podcasts, to professional photography, TS delivers high quality, consistent content while fully immersing themselves in the cannabis industry and culture.

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WHAT IT IS MY GS? its ur boy G FAM BLACK back like nacho fries at taco bell. I kno u mufuckas missed me cuz I got crazy email n dms from yall wit these weed questions. Here go a few of the 1s I didnt hate as much as the other 1s. first up is the homie Roscoe in upstate NY.

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“What up G-Fam,

How young is too young to smoke w my son?


Albany, NY”

dumb question from a stupid mufucka. there is no age 4 that my G. my first bm was a rastafari str8 from Jamaica my dude. She smoke a spliff thru givin birth. No lies. Lil mufucka roll a better blunt than his ol man. nex question..

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“What the hell are mids? Back in 07 all my dealer had were mids and he said it’s good shit! Was I getting ripped off by this dick


Stoughton, MA”

another dumb question. Yes. U got ripped off.if it was 97 I would say it was polly me sellin u some oregano but 07 i was already years in2 my bid. Im gon do u a favor tho. u still smoke bud? I got some real mids I can sell u. get at ur boy. Next question

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“Hey Geoffrey, What are your favorite tunes to listen to when you’re smoking?


Worcester, MA”

First of all. Dont use my goverment name!! the fuck is wrong wit u? second I like all type of dope shit 2 listen 2. I fuck wit the classics like bone thugs n cypress hill n devin the dude of course. But this cat I jus started listenin 2 go by the name evilldewer. This dude a sick hip hop producer but it kinda be on some dope psyckadelic type shit 2. I guess some mufuckas would call it experimental hip hop but I jus think it some dope tunes. Every thing dude drop be perfect beats 2 get blunted 2 n polly take some acid or eat mushrooms 2. Check dude out.

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“What is the most awkward thing you ever did while high?” -

I.N.F from CT

So this happen when I was 8. I jus started smoking weed 2. Memba those days when mufuckas would get all paranoyd when u smoke? So the mailman always spend extra time at my crib. He loved my moms. Use 2 bring her a couple loosies n a beer sometime. 1 day I just got in from smoking a joint out back n I hear the mailman yellin shit at mom dukes n she screamin. My high ass run up n open the door n see mr. john the mailman deep dickin my moms. Worst shit I ever seen.

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Salute 2 all my niggas that sent in questions. If yall keep sendin questions ima keep givin yall answers. Catch me nex week.

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