Talking Seaweed


Talking Seaweed is a cannabis lifestyle brand founded on the East coast in 2018. Through multi-media, comedy and live events Talking Seaweed is not only giving the entire industry a platform to laugh, learn and reach everyday consumers, but we’re also consistently influencing and defining the East coast cannabis lifestyle. From producing full length (Netflix style) series’, to podcasts, to professional photography, TS delivers high quality, consistent content while fully immersing themselves in the cannabis industry and culture.

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Ask G FAM: “I just started dating a black guy…”

What is good my mufuckin Gs. Its ur homie G FAM BLACK back like a backiotomy. Long time I aint been answerin yall questions. some of yall dyin 4 my advice so letme get 2 it..


“Hay G,

I just started dating a black guy for the first time ever. He treats me so good and we do things I’ve never done before, stuff you see up in rap videos! He traps pot and I hold it for him while he makes his money. He sticks it in my pussy while we walk around and takes it when he needs it. Last week 2 bags of pot got stuck in there and idk what to do. He used the bbq tongs but they are only 10 inches long, not even deep enough. I can’t go to the hospital and go to jail. HELP!

Britt in NH”


Yo there way 2 much wrong wit this question. I gotta brake this shit down 2 get 2 ur answer.

First thing first no idea how old u r but I guess its props 2 u 4 fucking wit a black dude 4 the first time. Its cool 2 mix it up I fuck wit a white bitch ery once in awile 2. the prolem is that now u cant fuck a whiteboy again its tru all the rumors n sayings.

Second thing. is dude like a new hamshire black dude?? Who the fuck call it trappin when u sellin weed??  No 1. N who the muthafuck calls it pot??? Less than no 1. He mus be a lightskin nigga. Soft mufucka. this shit make me think yall sum teenagers like 14. Stuff I see in rap videos? What kinda dumb shit is that tho? yall makin it rain? Tf that even mean??

Weed aint eve that serious 2 get caught wit. Go2 jail 4 a bag of weed in ur pussy? dumb shit I ever herd. So u got 2 bags of weed in ur pussy 4 a week or more by now n u scared 2 get 2 a doctor? U dumb bitch u gon die. I kno weed come from the earth but it aint pose 2 be stuck up ur pussy 4 all that time. Fuck around be gangrene or some shit. get 2 the doc 2day or dm me back n I will take it out 4 lik $100.

Another thing. U say 10 inch mufuckin bbq tongs don’t go deep enough???? either u lyin bout jus startin 2 fuck a black dude in the first place. U been fuckin bedposts. Or this dude is jus destroyin that stink mitten. Str8 up.

Ok so my advice is leave this soft ass new hamshire nigga n come out 2 brockton. Only if u over 18 n im not convice that u r. but if u over 18 come thru n get money wit a real 1. Fuck all that selling weed shit. ima take u shoppin get u some fly clothes. Then put u in the strip club 2 work 2 pay me back wit a little interest. U need a nigga wit goals on ur side not some nickel n dime type petty nigga.


Hit my dms on ig 4 u n ery bitch tryna make a buck. Les get it. N if u gotta question 4 ur boy hit me there or my email N I want all my Gs 2 go out n listen 2 my new album DRUG SPOTS AND MUG SHOTS produced by Skinny Bonez Tha Godfatha out of the netherlands.


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