Talking Seaweed

Talking Seaweed is a cannabis lifestyle brand founded on the East coast in 2018. Through multi-media, comedy and live events Talking Seaweed is not only giving the entire industry a platform to laugh, learn and reach everyday consumers, but we’re also consistently influencing and defining the East coast cannabis lifestyle. From producing full length (Netflix style) series’, to podcasts, to professional photography, TS delivers high quality, consistent content while fully immersing themselves in the cannabis industry and culture.

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Knock Knock : It's G Fam Black

Whats good my Gs? Its ur boy G FAM BLACK back in ur face like a cumshot.i took a week off 2 pay respect 2 the OG neighborhood nip hussle. Shit hit a nigga hard. Salute 2 his wife n seeds n a big fuck u 2 kodak black. No relation. But like nipsey say the marathon continues..

This week ima let u kno about my newest hussle. Door dash. My first BM got a new ride a couple weeks back so basically I got a new ride a couple weeks back. First thing I did was sign up 2 work 4 door dash. The bread aint much but its a good lil bonus when u drivin round all day neways droppin off bags of kush

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That shit is the first reason I took this fuckin job. If I come 2 someone door wit a door dash bag full of bud n cartridges they neighbors aint gon think twice about it. If a young cat need a bag but they live wit moms it be a lot easier 2 walk in wit a door dash bag. Perfect  solution. I stock the bag up beginin of the day wit erything I need. If I run out of stock I jus stop back at the crib n refill.

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I showed u how 2 pass a drug test in a earlier article but u dont even need that 4 this shit. no drug test at all 2 work 4 door dash. N its the type of job that go perfect 4  a pothead like me 2. Drivin round smokin bud all day is what I love 2 do. N ery time I drop food off 2 mufuckas its a chance of a new customer. Erybody want these dankwoods they sell themselves.

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A nigga bagged plenty of pussy this way 2. No lies. Who orders door dash? Bitches wit no car. Bitches wit kids that aint tryna pack em all up 2 get tacos. These the bitches right up G FAMS alley. With ery order I throw my business card in the bag. bitches go head n holla 4 some dingaling. Dudes yall go head n holla 4 bud.

And the last reason I fuck wit door dash? Free food. Who dont like free food? When Im workin door dash I never buy food that day. mufuckas mostly order fast food. Mcdonalds burger king wendys chick falay. They not gon notice if u take some fries out they box. Who gon notice if I sip a lil bit out that milkshake? No body thats who. U order a foot long from subway? U be lucky if that shit 9 inches when u get it. I always help myself 2 a taste. Its only right u feel me?

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So far this shit payin off 4 me. Movin more bud then I ever did. Try different food ery day. bag a few hoes out the deal. Plus ne one who dont gimme a tip next time they order I put the tip in they drink. The tip of my dick. Just the tip. Catch me here in bout a week.

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Baggin' bitches at the grocery store with G Fam Black.

What it is my Gs? Its ur BMs favorite rapper G FAM BLACK back in ur browser like pornhub. I gotta question 4 u mufuckas right now. Whats ur favorite shit 2 do when u smoked the fuck out?? 1 , 2 , 3 ..BAG BITCHES! Yeah me 2 !

u not catchin me in no club buyin bitches drinks tho. N just cuz u see me smokin dont think u smokin my weed neither. Nah I bag hoes in practical ways. favorite spot. Grocery store. The easiest n funnest way 2 pick up hoes.

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So if u kno me by now u kno Im not the pickiest cat in the kennel so my aim b low. Better chances my Gs. im lookin 4 bitches that would fuck wit a G in a ski mask. No standards. Im scopin the isles lookin for bitches buyin they kids that cheap cereal in a bag n that off brand shit.

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if u lookin 4 white bitches all u need 2 do is relate 2 em. ALWAYS have mayo in ur carrage. Talk 2 em bout food they like. Green bean casserole.  Mash potato. Fancy mac n cheese.  Matter fact fancy cheese all 2gether. i found out years ago white folk love them some cheeses. DONT get caught wit any spices in ur shit. that gon intimidayte em. If u never been 2 a white cookout jus trust they got the most plain tastin food in the world. they potato salad dont even taste like potato salad..

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Always look 4 a bitch wit kids. The more seeds the better. Right now is tax season my Gs. We all need a bitch wit kids that we can claim on our taxes. Check out is the number 1 spot u wanna pay attention n b on ur A1 game. Get near one of the hoes is bonus point cuz u out here smellin like freshly smoked kush. Sometime I walk around wit a zip open in my pocket. Ery one of us kno that shit right there is the best colone 2 any broke bitch. Str8 afrodeeziac. Not only that u wana pay attention 2 how she paying for them items.

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Regular cash money or debit. Nah ima pass that 1 up for a bitch using wic or ebt if there is 1 around. Now thats A game material. Never met a bitch on ebt I cant fuck. No lies. Plus u kno the bitch gonna have a fridge stock full of food. Look for bitches wit good food  2 cuz u r gonna b eating this ho food for a while. Me i like 2 look 2 see if them hoes getting breakfast food. Eggs n turkey bacon I might put a ring on it.

But the jackpot is a chick paying wit 1s. chances is that she strip for paper. No morals. Fucks 4 bread. That the type of ho I want 2 recruit. Soon that stack of 1s gon be my rent $$$.  U might catch me help bitch put away her groceries in her car 2 b4 I slip her my math n b out. Hope yall mufuckas put this shit to use. Trust I got mad more spots too. I will put u on another time. Catch me here in a week.

- G Fam Black

How do you celebrate St. Patricks Day if you're not irish?

Whats poppin my Gs? Its ur boy G FAM BLACK back like I never left. We comin up on white peoples favorite holiday. St patricks day. The day where ery white boy n girl in the whole mufuckin country claim that 2% Irish that they all a sudden proud of.

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Ery body wanna drink Guinness n jameson on st Patrick day but not me. First time I drank jameson I got a bitch pregnant. The second time I drank that nasty shit I got arrested. Never again. N why Guinness so fuckin thick 4? Shit feel like drinkin a milkshake. One of them real thick joints from shake shack not that mcdonalds fuckery.

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Bein from the Boston area i be seein mad Irish mufuckas out here. They say there like 10 times more Irish in America than Ireland n I believe that 100. Mufuckas in Ireland aint even celebrate that holiday til like 50 years ago. They call st Patrick the patron saint of Ireland but mufuckas dont even celebrate wit patron. Make no sense. So for st Patrick day this year ima do what I do ery year. Sit in front of big fuckin bowl of weed n smoke til I knock the fuck out.

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N how stupid is yall neways. St patrick from britain so calm ur ol green pump thru my vains talkin ass down. Dude aint chase no fuckin snakes out of ireland. Wasnt none there in the first got damn place. He just turnt erybody religion to christian over there. How tf is that ok? Mufuckin cult leader gets his own holiday? Get all the way the fuck outa here..

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Shout 2 my real Irish famm out there but 4 me on this holiday u aint catchin me drinkin green beer or green jellow shots. Im not wearing green n not sippin patron OR jameson. N fuck corn beef cabbage. Ima be smoking that green cabbage tho. Some of the finest flower on the east coast. No lies. Im not goin 2 no fuckin parade n sure as fuck not looking for a leperchaun. I will be chasing that pot of gold tho. U kno my motto boys n girls no days off. Always get money.

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Ill be back here next week. N here go a gift 2 all the GFAMILIA out there worldwide. Friday March 15 u can get my new single 4 free download on my bandcamp. Shit is called BECKY FROM THE STUDIO n it features erybodys favorite asshole MORONEY n CLOAQXDAGGER on the prod. Its bout a bitch name Becky that hit me up and came thru the stu one night. Its a gift from me 2 u. Yall welcome.

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TRIPPY: Do you ever see yourself in someone elses art?

Yo whats poppin my Gs? Its ur brother from another mufucka. G FAM BLACK! Salute 2 all the real 1s that been checkin in ery week since day 1 n biggup all the new readers long the way.

So if u hip then u kno i showed u how 2 get in2 the aquarium dumb cheep. Im bout 2 take u on EBT adventure #2. The museum of fine arts in boston. Shout out 2 all my bean town 617 cats.

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Rewind..1 of my cellmate years back was name paul. Cool mufuckin white boy. Not only did this white boy get me in2 art but dude got me rappin. A lotta heads dont kno that. Some way this dude stay wit weed ery night. Had the art supplies always makin art shit 4 dudes 2 send 2 they BMs n they brake him off wit weed.

Dude would have me up late smokin tryna draw but I wasnt nice. Had me freestyln 2 high af. One thing bout Paul is he had 5 or 6 hoes always writin him. He even gave me a couple hoes that was writin me letters n takin my calls.

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Fas 4ward Im outta prison n im fuckin this broad tracy who told me that wit my EBT I can get in2 the museum of fine arts in boston 4 only $3. I was bout it so we went. 4 all u cats saying that shit sound lame yall trippin. Shit fun as fuck my Gs. Art is just what u do when u high weather u draw rap whatever. U preciate it more 2.

Trust ur man G FAM on this 1. Yall need 2 do what we did rollup n bring a blunt wit u. We smoked that shit on the steps in front the spot. We drank some ice tea on the way up 2 that had thc in it. When we walked in the door that shit hit me. I was so lit I kept seein myself in the art. No lies..

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Yo that spot is lit tho n we aint even see the whole thing. We did see a gang of paintings some old shit from egypt n korea. We was in there u kno i was real outa place but I made the best of that $3. Went in the room wit the 3 budas n fucked tracy in there. Shit was a all day event 4 $3 n I got pussy. I recomend all yall try it. Act like u or ur BM dont got ebt cards. Fuck outa here..

 aint even tell u the best part of the story. Paul served his mufuckin time n he back on the street. We link last weekend n drank those white people expensive type beers. Dude dont smoke bud no more but he smash more pussy than a little bit. He the only cat I kno that turn down more pussy than he takes. N just like when was lockdown he broke me off wit a couple hoes out here on the street. Salute my nigga paul.

N biggup all my worldwide G FAM fans all over the globe. I asked yall 2 draw me. Ery 1 of yall young n old that sent me that famm art yall the the real mvps. From the nigga that drew me on a dirty pizza box 2 the nigga that had his sun draw me n erybody else salute. Catch me back in the same place in a week.

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When you run out of weed...

Whats good my Gs its ur boy G FAM BLACK back in ur face like a dingaling.

Yo im bout 2 start doin what the og triple og Dabbin Aladdin aka the muthafuckin CHAMP do. Bout 2 start jus smokin face blunts. Im sick of smoking wit people. how come Im the only mufucka wit bud on deck n there be a bunch of hoes or ho ass niggas round me tryna smoke. FUCK THAT.

First. mufuckas dont even kno how 2 smoke.. how I roll my weed in my fuckin dutch n yall niggas holdin my shit like it ur personal cigaret. The fuck wrong wit u? then u got the mufuckas that put half the fuckin blunt in they mouth when they hit that shit. where u learn that shit from?? U really tryna hand my shit back wet n sloppy?  4 now on if u hit my blunt 2 much or u  im chargin u 4 that shit. fuck out my face wit that bullshit. U wet my blunt up? I pass it back 2 u n then u pass me $20 or u can get these hands. Facts.

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What bout the cats that be sitin nex 2 the ashtray but hand u that shit wit a big ass ash on it? U better ash that shit. u get ash on mom duke rugs she will slap u. n the nigga that hit the blunt hard af n get that shit all hot. Then it burn down half the fuckin blunt on one side. Nigga u better lick that shit. so u telling me u lick bootyhole but cant lick that canoe 2 stop that shit?? n dont even get me started on smoking frontos n woods wit heads.

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Which brings me 2 the nex topic. Rolling. Why cant u mufuckas roll?? The worst person in the world is a mufucka that smoke bud but cant roll up. Theres racists then child molesters then people who cant roll. No lies I hate you. How u claim pothead but cant roll. Dont tell me u smoke out a pipe so u dont need 2 kno. Go 2 youtube n watch a muthafuckin demo. If my ass can go on youtube 2 learn how 2 tie a tie for court u can learn 2 roll.

Ever smoke a fronto wit a nigga that cant roll?? Mufucka hit the blunt twice n  hand u the fuckin blunt half unrolled?? The fuck u want me 2 do wit this shit? u had 2 kno u wrong 2 pass me this shit witout fixin it right?

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I dont even wanna bitch that cant roll. My last bitch use 2 roll some ugly shit up for me b4 I came thru. Never seen bitch roll till 1 day seen her put the weed in the dutch on the table then she tried 2 fold that shit over. not only was that shit dumb ugly..bitch spilled more than half the fuckin bud n jus threw it in the trash. Fuck that when I get home I wanna dutch rolled proper so I can smoke that shit while my bitch suck my dick.

Im polly comin off xtra vex cuz a nigga fresh outta weed. Someone dm me on the gram n bring me a bag @gfamblack. Catch u in a week.

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These apps will give you FREE food just for signing up.

What's poppin my slimes? Its ur muthafucking dude G fam black. if yall muthafuckas r nething like me then u spend all ur bread on weed, liquor n drugs. I ain't got much in the budget 4 food. The days of walking round the food court at the mall 5 times 4 free samples is over. no bitches wanna do that many laps n still give the pussy up. No lies.

At the same time im not gonna take a meal n some vagina over a fat bag of kush. Funny thing is after I smoke all I wanna do is eat n chase pussy.. so I got this list of places 2 get free food n shit from. Lemme school u mufuckas 2 some of the free shit I be getting.

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Papa Ginos got that fire pizza. N that shit pricey 2. Here go how u get free pizza from them. Download that app n make a account. Make ur g day the next month.  A week b4 ur g day they gon email u n give u a code 4 a free small pizza. all u gotta do is order on the app n put in that code. Boom free pie. Take a bitch wit u. bitches love pizza.dont tell her it was free. she gon think she has 2 let u hit cuz u took her out n she right. Now go head n make 12 accounts n make ur g day a month away 4 each one. Now u get a free pizza ery month.

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Another spot where u can get free shit in mcdolands. N I don’t wanna hear niggas saying that shit aint healthy. Fuck u mean it aint healthy?? My president eat this ery day n according 2 his doc he in great shape.

So u wanna eat presidential meals? download that mcdonald app. Mufuckas give u discount ery day but on Friday u get that free fries coupon. Mcdonalds is good but its even better when its free. no lies. U can catch me ery Friday goin thru the drive thru 3 times in a row. 1 time wit my phone n 2 more times wit my bitches phones.

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Wanna free slurpy? Get that 711 app my niggas. u get a free slurpy soon as u download the app then u get points erytime u buy shit. We got this lil nigga Jordan on the block that do whatever niggas tell him 2 do cuz he pussy. We be sending this nigga 2 the store 4 blunts n drink n shit. dude use his app ery time n like ery 4 or 5 days he get a free hot dog. When this pussy nigga come back on the block wit the hotdog niggas be clowning tho. Jordan eat a hotdog like thotty bitches suck a dick.. u can get a free slushy at Sonic 4 signin up 2. They food taste like doo doo but them slushys is flames.

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This aint even scratchin the surface of the free shit I be getting. We could be here all day talkin bout free shit. but that is enough 2 get u started. N I almost 4got.. u hear talking seaweed is up 4 like 4 NECANN awards? Make sure u vote at the link down there. See yall in a week.

You can vote right here: VOTE!

- G FAM Black

G Fam Black - Black History Month

What up my Gs?? It's that time of the year again. Black history month. A time when we reflect on them mufuckas that paved the way b4 us so we can do what we do in 2019.

U got heroes like the bishop Don magic Juan who help put pimpin on the map. That nigga right there inspired my uncle Douglas 2 sell my aunty pussy when times was tuff. That's what put me on 2 pimpin. SALUTE the OG pimp. My G made it cool 2 be flashy. Matter fact here go a pic of uncle douglas from back in the day wit my aunty n some other bitch. Lotta niggas say I look jus like him.

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Another 1 of my heroes is the original freeway ricky ross. This is the nigga who brought crack 2 the hood. My nigga was a kingpin 2. he like the real life Nino Brown. Fuck scarface. Ricky ross a OG. This Nigga got cake n when they put him in prison my nigga got life in 96. 2009 my g gets out n writes a auto biography. Dude such a g that rappers freeway n rick ross both took half his name.

Some of u kno some dont but I got black history in my own fuckin DNA no lies. My grandpops name Earl Blackwell was a boss. Brother smoked a ounce ery 2 days. Had a gang of rollin papers. 1 day my grandmom cauht this dude laid up in bed wit a hooker n she threw all his weed n papers out. He had a lil stash but no papers so he made a pipe out of a apple. This bef any of u mufuckas even heard of that. Dude a fuckin genius.

Here was a old poloaroid of him n the pipe. Kept that mufucka 4 like 2 weeks til that bitch rotted out. He never used papers again. Any fruit u think of he smoke out of no lies. Bananas grapefruits tomatos erything. SALUTE the og legend.

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Another one of my grandpop inventions was the sploof.  well that what he called it. Most college kids used this when they smoke bud in they dormroom . Its basically what u use 2 keep the weed smell out ur room. He had 2 use this back in the day when my grandmom had company.

Its ez af 2 make. take a toilet paper rooll n stick 3 dryer sheets in that mufucka n put elastic around it on the outside.  Ery time u take a hit blow the smoke in2 the tp roll n it come out smellin like downy.  again genius

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So that my 2 cent bout black history month. Make sure yall bigup the cats that pave the way 4 us. N that dont matter if u dark skin lite skin or white. Even the pastiest ginger out there has black folk 2 thank. catch u mufuckas in a week.

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G FAM BLACK - VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL.

What's hood my Gs? Its ur favorite pothead back at it. We comin up on valentines day n I kno most of yall slacker mufuckas ain't got ur nigga or ur bitch nothin yet. What the fuck do we get 4 that pothead person we fuckin? Me? I dont get them hoes shit. But here go some ideas 4 yall soft mufuckas

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Bitches love choclates. U kno what they like more?? Weed.. All different kinds of weed. Best shit 2 do is buy them choclates wrapped in them gold wrappers. That fancy shit. Unwrap all them thangs n take the choclate out. Put all different kinds of weed in them bitches wit labels saying what kind it is. Some bitch got me this 4 my coming home party from prison n I smoked good n fucked good. 4 a week. Almost gave the bitch a baby.

Know what else bitches like ? Flowers. Roses? Nope. Weed flowers. If you grow or kno a grower u wanna get some branches wit dried bud on them. Trim them up really nice n then wrap em up wit some dope ribbons n shit. Flowers gon get u pussy but a weed bouquet gon get u a 3some wit her bad ass friend. That's a G FAM BLACK gaurantee.

So what do yall bitches get 4 us dudes ? I just mentioned it. A 3some wit ur bad ass homegirl. But if u don't get down like that I gotta back up plan. They got these blunt wraps made outta 24k gold made by Shine. What's more baller than smoking a gold blunt filled wit some fire bud? Nothin..

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Pick up a 2 pack of these gold blunts 4 about $50. I know bitches cant roll blunts so holla at 1 of ur brothers or ur side nigga n ask him 2 roll it up. Give ur man a gold blunt wit good enough weed in it n he might even eat that stink mitten 4 u.

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If ur nigga play golf then I got another ill type gift u can get him. Shit called the pitch N Puff combo pack. 2 the untrained eye shut just look like a golf ball n a tee. But wait theres more.. the golf ball opens up as a weed stash n the tee is a 1 hitter pipe. This shit perfect 4 when ur man on the course doin business wit mufuckas who dont smoke. Take a lil trip in2 the bushes 4 the ball n take a few hits. That gon put him in a better mood n more chance of making the sale no lies.

Last but not least u gotta get the kids them little shitty valentines day cards 2 give out at class. Dumb shit like spongebob n spiderman. U polly out of money by now so here goes something even better..

Take this pic down 2 the libary. Get on they computer n print out 50 of them on the color printer they got down there. Cut these joints out n now ur kid got valentine cards 4 the whole class even they teacher. Also it's free so u savin paper. Just dont let the libary people see what u printing. Now that yall know what 2 get ur people u can relax n just work on getting that 3some. Catch yall in a week.

- G Fam Black

Why so many strains of weed?

What's good in the hood my G's?? U ever notice how many kinds of weed there is out there? Back in the day it was mids, kind bud, n hydro. Niggas ain't kno the kind of fuckin weed it was. Now u can get a different kind of bud 4  ery occasion. They indicas 2 put u 2 bed, they got sativas 2 keep u up n make u creative n erything in between.

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I liked that shit at first but it got annoying quick. I'm just tryna get high my G's what the fuck?? Some of the strains 2day in 2019 just got stupid names. Here is a few that I came across in the last year.

1. Purple Monkey Balls

Yo if it wasnt the only bud that I could smoke that night I wouldnt even smoke it. Ain't no nigga tryna have monkey balls on they lips. Who named this shit??

 I met this bitch on instagram named Suzy n she go 2 UMass Dartmouth. Caught a ride from my nigga n went 2 see the broad. Bitch tells me that her boy Brendan got the best weed on campus n we go get a bag. This whiteboy only had 1 kind. Purple Monkey Balls. N since it was on a campus we paid 50  a eighth.

Shit str8 tasted like grape jolly ranchers. Dumb fuckin sweet. Shit made my blood sugar go up. We smoked a couple grams out a big Glass bong this bitch had in her closet. First reason I hate this shit is the name. Second reason is cuz I got mad paranoid. We took a walk on campus n erybody was staring at me. Suzy said its cuz the ski mask but idk. Once we got back 2 her dorm room a nigga was tired af. That bring me 2 the 3rd reason I hate this shit. I fell the fuck out 4  12 hours str8 my Gs. I didnt even get no pussy. N this bitch Suzy a bad 1. I woke up next day n this bitch was still passed out. I called my nigga n left. 4 got the rest of the weed in her dorm. So I paid $50 an eighth n all I did was smoke half, sleep, n leave the rest there n got no pussy..

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2. Charlie Sheen

Funny thing bout this one is that I smoked it with a white stripper name sinamin that does porn. I wouldnt call the bitch a porn star. She just a thot but it was mean 2 be that I smoked it with her.

Sinamin smelled weed on me in the strip club n told me she wanted 2 smoke wit the God. She had this shit from the dispensary called Charlie Sheen. 2 me that shit smelled n taste like lemon chemicals. Shit was like smoking the air freshener we got at the car wash. Terrible. The good thing I liked about this one is that it gave me energy. I helped this bitch vacume out her car n erything. At least this time I got my dick sucked.

3. White Girl

This ain't that white girl u thinking bout tho. Cant sniff this. (But if u need that get at me) This is bud called white girl n it was nasty. I hate it mostly cuz the name. I get it tho. It's a hybrid, Berry White n Girl Scout Cookie. Niggas couldnt called it white cookie tho?? Or Berry Scout??

Anyways this shit I smoked on 4/20 when my boy came back from Seattle. It tasted like str8 shit. My nigga told me he brought it back by sticking it up his ass n getting in the plane. Idk if it smell like shit cuz that how it smell or cuz it was up his ass 4 like 6 hours.

The high was A1 tho. Niggas smoked 3 blunts. Shit had me on my munchies shit. Ate 2 large mac n cheese orders from KFC n 6 biscuits. Niggas smoked so much I had 2 call in 2 work n then mufuckas fired me.

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So since theres all type of names 4 bud I want someone 2 name bud after me. Whoever come up wit strains of weed I want one named after me called G FAM BLACK KUSH. I'll sell u the right 2 use my name 4  10 stacks n a pound of the bud. Any takers get at me on facebook or instagram. N if u ain't copped my album yet go head n do that 4 only $5. Check u in a week. Gfamblack.bandcamp.com

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EBT accepted at the Aquarium

what's good my Gs??

Talking Seaweed actually got me back for the second time so I guess u was diggin the first one. Salute everyone out there fuckin wit me.

Ever since I been off house arrest I been liking to get dumb high and go on adventures. u know a nigga on a budget so u gotta be creative.

Im a let yall in on a lil secret. If u gotta EBT card in MASS u can get into the aquarium for $5. that save u like $20 something.

What I like to do is get me a edible to eat before I even leave. Debbie on the first floor got them brownees that put u in space no lies. Shit usually take like a hour to kick in so i eat that soon as i wake up and brush my teeth.

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When u in the aquarium u cant really smoke but u can vape. if u dont kno about that what u need to do is go 2 the smoke shop and get a battery for $10 then get a cartrige from one of your peoples of that sativa. If u dont kno anyone that got that just ask the nigga at the vape shop. He polly sells them on the side. If u paying more than $40 for 1000 mg then u fuckin up. U want sativa cuz that indica gon have u falling asleep. I like that durban poison but they got other kinds 2. Make sure u charge ur battery all the way up. Them oils get u FUCKED UP so if u never tried that shit take it slow.

Take the train into bean wit ur peoples cuz u don't wanna pay 2 park out there. get off at the aquarium stop off the blue line and its right there. by now u polly starting to feel that brownee kickn in 2. Show ur EBT card at the spot where u pay and get tickets for $5 each. If u bringin a bitch that's a $10 date. Any chick u bring to the aquarium is givin that pussy up. FACTS. if you dont bring a bitch it's even better. The aquarium in full of hoes. U kno how many single moms be takin they kids here ? U get a choice of mad bitches in there. Even if they not single they mans never there wit em. If u cant bag a chick at the aquarium then give up now my Gs

Theres mad shit to see over there too. There is this guy that be going in the big tank n swimming round wit the fuckin sharks too. Last time this dude reach in the tank and stole a shark no lies.

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They got penguins in there too. Last time they had this sea lion show too and this big mufucka did all types of tricks an shit. I was dumb high n had more fun than the kids in there. If u hittin that vape on the low ain't no one saying shit to you. Not much smoke to it so no 1 knows.

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before you leave visit the gift shop. Hardly no security n there mad shit to take stuff animals, shirts, books. I forgot to say that when u go in there they take ur picture. When u leave they try to sell it to u but if u smart u just pull out ur phone and take a pic of it. So now u leaving with a stuff animal a picture for u an ur date an u only spent $10 plus what u paid to get on the train. Even tho u paid for the vape and cartridge that shit gonna last u a couple weeks. Make sure u take that on every adventure. I take my pen everywhere I go even when I'm taking a shit no lies. I will be back in a week. Peace my Gs. STAY HIGH

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- G FAM BLACK

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EYO, it's ur boy G FAM BLACK!

Who the fuck is G FAM BLACK?

I'm the realest nigga u never met. Born and raised in Brockton Murda Ma$$.

I'm the realest nigga u never met. Born and raised in Brockton Murda Ma$$.

I'm the nigga in the ski mask. U mighta seen me on a meme. U mighta heard me on a song. There's a good chance u seen me on surveillence footage if u watched the news in the early 2000's..

But enough of that shit. I'm here cuz Talking Seaweed hit me up to write this blog. I smoke good all day so I'm perfect for the job. No lies I took my driver license test high. Bud just makes life better.

They said I could write about whatever I want. So first my first joint ima teach u how to make prison style ramen wit weed in it. All u gotta have is:

 

chicken or beef ramen pack

tuna fish can

2 big pieces of butter

3.5 of some fire bud

bag of doritos

3 hot sauce packs

3 cheese packs

some water

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First u gotta make the weed butter. put the bud and butter in a pot wit some water but not a lot of water. Let that shit cook for a while.

While that cookin u wanna take the doritos and 3 cheese packs and 2 hot sauce packs and put them in a plastic bag and a little bit of water and mix it up in the bag so that shit turn all pasty

After like 25 or even 45 minute take all the weed out and put it somewhere to dry cuz erything that gonna get u high is still in the pot. put the ramen in and cook it til its done and put the flavor packet in

Now take ur doritos cheese sauce and mix it in real good with the ramen. open the tuna can and mash it all the way the fuck up and mix it in. If u got no tuna u can use jack mack. Put the whole mix on the plate and take ur last hot sauce pack and put it on top of it, Now u gotta 5 star meal that gon get u high than a muthfucka

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U wanna dry that bud out real good even tho its not gon get u high no more u still wanna try to sell that to someone that don't kno no better to get ur money back.

try it and let a nigga kno how it come out. if u near brockton holla at me n i will teach u for a small fee. Peace my Gs. STAY HIGH

 - G FAM BLACK

Bobby and Jon break the record for Most Fun at a convention 2nd year in a row!

Jon and Bobby went on a quest over the weekend.  That quest was to have the most fun at the NECanna Convention in the history of the convention.  They started their journey outside in front of the Hynes Convention Center.  As they looked around the street (while enjoying a Fronto Leaf filled with Super Pineapple Haze) they saw all of the people gearing up to head in and see what the Cannabis community had to offer.  It was at that moment  they came to a strong realization.  They needed to get some food.  Armed with a newly enlivened hunger for chicken fingers they embarked back across the street to the bar.  The munchies were strong.  They ate as much as possible and went back out side to enjoy another Fronto.  So far, so fun

Upon entering they could see this year was much different than the conventions of years past.  There was  a station to enter your name address and other information that would be printed on a badge to wear in the convention.  They promptly lied (google is watching) and had fake info on their chest.  The tables were bigger and fuller this year.  They stretched further also.  Where there was once a small area exclusively for cannabis education, there was now a second area for vendors and booths.  The space was completely used for the first time in recent memory.  The mood was also different.  Everyone there seemed to know the same thing.  Cannabis is going fully recreational in July and there is much to be done.  After meeting up with some old friends (at the New England Grassroots booth) , also meeting some with new friends (at the Green Nurses booth), the guys got to work.  Rubbing elbows and creating friction with all of the cannabis industries’ best and brightest minds.  The fun was great.  The experience was great.  The people were also great.  The future of Cannabis in Massachusetts is even greater. 

After the convention the munchies snuck up on the guys once more.  But that wasn’t the only hunger.  The hunger to turn business into pleasure was overwhelming.  The guys hit up a local bar and decided to meet up with some locals and talk a little seaweed.  After giving away the legal limit of cannabis to everyone that would talk to them the guys turned their attention to the real goal of the day.  The after party.  The real fun.

Jon and Bobby headed to a secret location on Newbury St. where they were met by a large bouncer checking IDs.  This is the first time in the history of TalkingSeaweed.com they had their IDs checked to get stoned.  They passed the bouncers age test and handed him some edibles on the way in.  Then they took a secret elevator to heaven.  As they walked in Jon and Bobby were met by another bouncer. The official bouncer of heaven.   He also wanted to make sure the two weren’t assholes.  Armed with a pocket full of weed and a belly full of whiskey the guys started their next mission.  To find a charger for Jon’s phone.  After 10 minutes of asking around for a charger that would fit the phone, the weed in their pockets was basically screaming to come out.  In the front of the venue there were vendors, a sitting area, and a dance floor.  But just like a mullet the real party was in the back.  A door led to the back area.  In the back there were 2 smoke machines.  They were called Bobby and Jon.  They rolled up another 5 frontos and took the metaphoric elevator to heaven this time. 

After a couple more beers and a couple more blunts, Jon and Bobby decided to leave.  But the fun had just begun.  The next few hours were spent finishing all the blunts and recording a podcast.  Clips coming soon!!

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Weather Men and Women are a Day Late Giant Storm Short!!

Benny Doubt, here

Im looking out my windows at the rain falling on a windy, cold, Massachusetts Spring evening.  Im sure God meant for it to be nice out.  But it's ok.  The Weather Men and Women of Massachusetts couldnt help but talk about the giant storm that was coming.  It was coming Wednesday.  It was coming hard.  It was coming fast. We all needed bread and milk.  We needed cereal.  We needed tampons.  Im sure they didn't mean to get all the lovely aging people of the Commonwealth who believe the news scared.  But the grocery store was packed when i went to get bread and milk and tampons.  It rained all day today.  But the storm is coming while we sleep.  Im sure they meant to say the storm was actually tomorrow.  At least we got tampons. 

Sleep well... Sorry for wasting your time.  

Channel 5 WCVB is airing an hour long cannabis special this Friday.

Talking Seaweed hosted a private dinner prepared by the Mass Cannabis Chefs on March 10th. Channel 5 stopped by while we were shooting a new show to interview the chefs for a special WCVB is airing this Friday (3/23) at 8PM. Make sure to tune into that and get to know a little about the guys before we introduce them to the world and take you behind the scenes through our new reality series. 

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If you want to get up to speed on who they are and what they're about or you just have questions in general, checkout this Talking Seaweed podcast featuring Joe and Pat where they get into detail regarding infusion, menu options and much more.  

You can also get 10% tickets to their next dinner using our code on the home page at TalkingSeaweed.com.

Sorry for wasting your time. 

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