Talking Seaweed


Talking Seaweed is a cannabis lifestyle brand founded on the East coast in 2018. Through multi-media, comedy and live events Talking Seaweed is not only giving the entire industry a platform to laugh, learn and reach everyday consumers, but we’re also consistently influencing and defining the East coast cannabis lifestyle. From producing full length (Netflix style) series’, to podcasts, to professional photography, TS delivers high quality, consistent content while fully immersing themselves in the cannabis industry and culture.

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EYO, it's ur boy G FAM BLACK!

Who the fuck is G FAM BLACK?

I'm the realest nigga u never met. Born and raised in Brockton Murda Ma$$.

I'm the realest nigga u never met. Born and raised in Brockton Murda Ma$$.

I'm the nigga in the ski mask. U mighta seen me on a meme. U mighta heard me on a song. There's a good chance u seen me on surveillence footage if u watched the news in the early 2000's..

But enough of that shit. I'm here cuz Talking Seaweed hit me up to write this blog. I smoke good all day so I'm perfect for the job. No lies I took my driver license test high. Bud just makes life better.

They said I could write about whatever I want. So first my first joint ima teach u how to make prison style ramen wit weed in it. All u gotta have is:


chicken or beef ramen pack

tuna fish can

2 big pieces of butter

3.5 of some fire bud

bag of doritos

3 hot sauce packs

3 cheese packs

some water


First u gotta make the weed butter. put the bud and butter in a pot wit some water but not a lot of water. Let that shit cook for a while.

While that cookin u wanna take the doritos and 3 cheese packs and 2 hot sauce packs and put them in a plastic bag and a little bit of water and mix it up in the bag so that shit turn all pasty

After like 25 or even 45 minute take all the weed out and put it somewhere to dry cuz erything that gonna get u high is still in the pot. put the ramen in and cook it til its done and put the flavor packet in

Now take ur doritos cheese sauce and mix it in real good with the ramen. open the tuna can and mash it all the way the fuck up and mix it in. If u got no tuna u can use jack mack. Put the whole mix on the plate and take ur last hot sauce pack and put it on top of it, Now u gotta 5 star meal that gon get u high than a muthfucka


U wanna dry that bud out real good even tho its not gon get u high no more u still wanna try to sell that to someone that don't kno no better to get ur money back.

try it and let a nigga kno how it come out. if u near brockton holla at me n i will teach u for a small fee. Peace my Gs. STAY HIGH


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