My Gs what's good? Its ur boy G FAM BLACK back 2 learn you somethin. This time I'm talkin bout drug tests.

Why they do drug tests in the first place. I can do erything high. Drive , work, school, any muthafuckin thing no lies. Niggas even made shit legal n they still testin niggas 4 bud? What part of the game is that? Shit stupid. I can sniff a ball n piss clean in 2 days but I smoke a blunt I cant piss clean 4 a month?

Just got a job at the car wash n this dude tell me I need 2 take a piss test. I hit my nigga Sam up cuz he kno how 2 pass that shit. He told me 2 use fake piss. Didnt think that would work at first but it do.

First things first go buy the fake piss. U can get it online or at most smoke shops n vape shops n shit. Jus walk in n ask 4 fake piss n they will give it 2 you. Shit called Quick Fix plus n it cost $40 but worth it 2 get the job. It comes wit a bottle of fake piss wit temperature on the side , elastic, n hand warmer. They put all the chemicals in it that real piss got in it 4 niggas n bitches.

On ur way 2 the test tell ur uber driver 2 put the bottle of fake piss on the defrost in they car n turn the heat all the way up. Make sure the temp get up 2 like 98 degrees or more. Take the bottle n tuck that shit under ur nutsac so it stay body temp. Bitches tuck it in up in ur pussyhole.

Sometime it take them a while 2 call ur name if it's a walk in so u polly wanna make appointment wit them. 4 mines i didnt make appointment n i waited like 45 min. Long as shit tucked good u gon keep it close 2 that temp.

When they call u in 2 piss make sure u check the temp on the side of the bottle cuz it gotta be over 90 degrees n under 100 degrees. You might wanna piss 4 real in the toilet a little so it seem more real. They keep the toilet broke so u cant flush. Squirt that shit in the piss cup n give it 2 the bitch n u good. Make sure u take the quick fix bottle wit u cuz they be checkin the trash cans there. Few days later u get a call saying that u passed n u good. Simple shit.

Idk wtf the handwarmer is 4 but I just give it 2 one of the people waiting in line at the methadone clinic down the street from my crib. They be out there 4 a hour sometimes more 4 that fix. The company say that this shit ain't made 4 drug tests just cuz they got 2 cuz it aint legal. So wtf is it 4?? It says its novelty piss 4 fetish purposes. Really tho? $40?? I pissed on a few hoes in my day n it's free. Ain't no 1 paying $40 2 squirt fake piss on someone.. Plus they wouldn't sell it at a smoke shop if it was 4 that it would be at a porno store.

Either way u just passed ur test n now u gotta job. Even if its Walmart or a car wash u gon make that $40 back the first day. Shit wont replace ur hustle but a guarantee check ery week gon help u out when theres a drought. If this shit dont work 4 ne of u bitches just hit me up. I got some side work 4 u til the next job come along. See yall mufuckas in a week.

G FAM BLACK

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