Weather Men and Women are a Day Late Giant Storm Short!!
Benny Doubt, here
Im looking out my windows at the rain falling on a windy, cold, Massachusetts Spring evening. Im sure God meant for it to be nice out. But it's ok. The Weather Men and Women of Massachusetts couldnt help but talk about the giant storm that was coming. It was coming Wednesday. It was coming hard. It was coming fast. We all needed bread and milk. We needed cereal. We needed tampons. Im sure they didn't mean to get all the lovely aging people of the Commonwealth who believe the news scared. But the grocery store was packed when i went to get bread and milk and tampons. It rained all day today. But the storm is coming while we sleep. Im sure they meant to say the storm was actually tomorrow. At least we got tampons.
Sleep well... Sorry for wasting your time.