G FAM BLACK - VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL.
What's hood my Gs? Its ur favorite pothead back at it. We comin up on valentines day n I kno most of yall slacker mufuckas ain't got ur nigga or ur bitch nothin yet. What the fuck do we get 4 that pothead person we fuckin? Me? I dont get them hoes shit. But here go some ideas 4 yall soft mufuckas
Bitches love choclates. U kno what they like more?? Weed.. All different kinds of weed. Best shit 2 do is buy them choclates wrapped in them gold wrappers. That fancy shit. Unwrap all them thangs n take the choclate out. Put all different kinds of weed in them bitches wit labels saying what kind it is. Some bitch got me this 4 my coming home party from prison n I smoked good n fucked good. 4 a week. Almost gave the bitch a baby.
Know what else bitches like ? Flowers. Roses? Nope. Weed flowers. If you grow or kno a grower u wanna get some branches wit dried bud on them. Trim them up really nice n then wrap em up wit some dope ribbons n shit. Flowers gon get u pussy but a weed bouquet gon get u a 3some wit her bad ass friend. That's a G FAM BLACK gaurantee.
So what do yall bitches get 4 us dudes ? I just mentioned it. A 3some wit ur bad ass homegirl. But if u don't get down like that I gotta back up plan. They got these blunt wraps made outta 24k gold made by Shine. What's more baller than smoking a gold blunt filled wit some fire bud? Nothin..
Pick up a 2 pack of these gold blunts 4 about $50. I know bitches cant roll blunts so holla at 1 of ur brothers or ur side nigga n ask him 2 roll it up. Give ur man a gold blunt wit good enough weed in it n he might even eat that stink mitten 4 u.
If ur nigga play golf then I got another ill type gift u can get him. Shit called the pitch N Puff combo pack. 2 the untrained eye shut just look like a golf ball n a tee. But wait theres more.. the golf ball opens up as a weed stash n the tee is a 1 hitter pipe. This shit perfect 4 when ur man on the course doin business wit mufuckas who dont smoke. Take a lil trip in2 the bushes 4 the ball n take a few hits. That gon put him in a better mood n more chance of making the sale no lies.
Last but not least u gotta get the kids them little shitty valentines day cards 2 give out at class. Dumb shit like spongebob n spiderman. U polly out of money by now so here goes something even better..
Take this pic down 2 the libary. Get on they computer n print out 50 of them on the color printer they got down there. Cut these joints out n now ur kid got valentine cards 4 the whole class even they teacher. Also it's free so u savin paper. Just dont let the libary people see what u printing. Now that yall know what 2 get ur people u can relax n just work on getting that 3some. Catch yall in a week.
- G Fam Black