Talking Seaweed


Talking Seaweed is a cannabis lifestyle brand founded on the East coast in 2018. Through multi-media, comedy and live events Talking Seaweed is not only giving the entire industry a platform to laugh, learn and reach everyday consumers, but we’re also consistently influencing and defining the East coast cannabis lifestyle. From producing full length (Netflix style) series’, to podcasts, to professional photography, TS delivers high quality, consistent content while fully immersing themselves in the cannabis industry and culture.

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What's hood my Gs? Its ur favorite pothead back at it. We comin up on valentines day n I kno most of yall slacker mufuckas ain't got ur nigga or ur bitch nothin yet. What the fuck do we get 4 that pothead person we fuckin? Me? I dont get them hoes shit. But here go some ideas 4 yall soft mufuckas

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Bitches love choclates. U kno what they like more?? Weed.. All different kinds of weed. Best shit 2 do is buy them choclates wrapped in them gold wrappers. That fancy shit. Unwrap all them thangs n take the choclate out. Put all different kinds of weed in them bitches wit labels saying what kind it is. Some bitch got me this 4 my coming home party from prison n I smoked good n fucked good. 4 a week. Almost gave the bitch a baby.

Know what else bitches like ? Flowers. Roses? Nope. Weed flowers. If you grow or kno a grower u wanna get some branches wit dried bud on them. Trim them up really nice n then wrap em up wit some dope ribbons n shit. Flowers gon get u pussy but a weed bouquet gon get u a 3some wit her bad ass friend. That's a G FAM BLACK gaurantee.

So what do yall bitches get 4 us dudes ? I just mentioned it. A 3some wit ur bad ass homegirl. But if u don't get down like that I gotta back up plan. They got these blunt wraps made outta 24k gold made by Shine. What's more baller than smoking a gold blunt filled wit some fire bud? Nothin..


Pick up a 2 pack of these gold blunts 4 about $50. I know bitches cant roll blunts so holla at 1 of ur brothers or ur side nigga n ask him 2 roll it up. Give ur man a gold blunt wit good enough weed in it n he might even eat that stink mitten 4 u.

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If ur nigga play golf then I got another ill type gift u can get him. Shit called the pitch N Puff combo pack. 2 the untrained eye shut just look like a golf ball n a tee. But wait theres more.. the golf ball opens up as a weed stash n the tee is a 1 hitter pipe. This shit perfect 4 when ur man on the course doin business wit mufuckas who dont smoke. Take a lil trip in2 the bushes 4 the ball n take a few hits. That gon put him in a better mood n more chance of making the sale no lies.

Last but not least u gotta get the kids them little shitty valentines day cards 2 give out at class. Dumb shit like spongebob n spiderman. U polly out of money by now so here goes something even better..

Take this pic down 2 the libary. Get on they computer n print out 50 of them on the color printer they got down there. Cut these joints out n now ur kid got valentine cards 4 the whole class even they teacher. Also it's free so u savin paper. Just dont let the libary people see what u printing. Now that yall know what 2 get ur people u can relax n just work on getting that 3some. Catch yall in a week.

- G Fam Black

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